Juliana Says...

So last week on my Seven QTs, I included a small convo with Juls and I promised to post more this week...Sorry it took me so long, I know all 11 of your were dying to read them!

While discussing an upcoming trip to MD:
Me: We'll go to Maryland in a month
Juli: With Daddy?
Me: Yes, Daddy's coming
Juli: And then he's flying back?
Me: Yes, he'll fly back before us.
Juli: In a kite?
Me: ROFL!!!!  

 The other night at dinner: 

Mark: James is going to Charlotte for a few days next week...

Juliana: (interrupting) I have a friend named Charlotte!! 

Me: You do? 

Juliana: Yes, I do! She's my friend. You don't know her, it's none of your business. 

Me: What color is this?

Juls: Let me see...(pulls it really close to her face)...I don't know. I not have my tontacts in!

Juls: One day Mommy I have a tank top with holes in it and I have mommy milk and I feed Miriam...

Me:...No, you will never feed Miriam your Mommy milk. 

Juls: Mommy! Look at the monkey outside!

Me: What?

Juls: That fingy with a tail on it's butt!

Me: Oh, the squirrel?

Juls: He want to come inside!

Me: Absolutely not!

Juls: He want to... :) I pet him...:)

Me: ...

J: I wish I had a farm

Me: Why exactly do you wish that? What grows on a farm?

J: Babies!! And baby dolls! 

Me: ...

J: I have a carrier on

Said carrier (I am aware it's a backpack...so is she)

  

 

 

Me: Probably you shouldn't zip it up, she won't be able to breathe

Juliana: She doesn't want to breathe! :::evil, all knowing laugh to follow:::

Gets into her Cozy Coupe Car outside:

Juliana: (in the most calm voice) Mommy, there's a bug on my car...(still totally calm)...Mommy, get it, I am freaking out. 

Juliana: I forgot my baby

Me: Oh no, that's not good. Where'd you forget her?

J: At my friends house. It's okay, she's pretend...

Me: Who's pretend? Your friend or your baby?

J: My friend! It's a real baby Mom.

Me: of course...